In this monthโs episode, we have our hero dogs chilling out at a party where things are going fine untilโฆwell, youโll just have to see for yourself. This article as always, has the son of our editor-in-chief supplying a fictional story around a tool assignmentโin this case, a Ridgid 6800-watt Gas Generator from The Home Depot. We only do minimal editing to keep it as close to his version as possible. Things move fast in this active 10-year oldโs mind, so try and keep up! โ Pro Tool Reviews
The dogsโ special party in the abandoned warehouse was going very, very well.
โDis ish the vewwy best pawty eva!โ said 5-year old Max. He always said that about parties, especially on his birthday.
โI have to admit,โ said Stephanie,โthat Max is right. This is the best party ev-โ
She never got a chance to finish.
โThe powerโs out!โ said Harly, running towards them. โAnd I canโt fix it! A cable has been cut!โ
Sophia was worried. โAnd the guy on TV was about to announce this yearโs Very Important Tool!โ she said.
โDitho!โ said Max.
Jake said, โI think I know which tool should win. A Ridgid Power Generator!โ
โWhat does it do?โ said Holly
โIt runs on gas and can generate 6800 Watts of power! Come on,โ said Jake, โto The Home Depot!โ
โLetโs go!โ said Harly.
Harly grabbed a flashlight.
โLetโs go!โ he said.
They hopped in the car and drove off.
When they got there, in large letters, the sign said:
โWeโre here!โ said Jake.
MINUTES LATERโฆ
โThe last one!โ said Harly. โWe got the last one in stock!โ
โYesh but I tink we need gathโ said little Max.
โAargh!โ said Harly. โWe forgot the gas!โ
โI thought we had gath hewe!โ said Max, pointing at his can of Coke.
โHa ha ha hee hee!โ everybody laughed.
After grabbing some gas, back at the warehouse Harly plugged in the generatorโฆBut the power outlet blew up in his face!
โA bomb!โ said Harly. โWho would do this?โ
โAnd who just egged my car???!!!โ yelled Stephanie.
โThe very same crazy (and insane) creep who stole our gas! The gas is gone!โ said Jake.
Sure enough, the tank was empty too.
โNo way!โ yelled Sophia.
โYes way,โ said a mysterious voice behind them.
โThe thief!โ said Harly. โGet him!โ
Harly aimed a karate kick at the thiefโs midsection.
The thief jumped up: His mistake.
Holly used a broom handle as a bow-staff and swung it down hard.
BAM! The thief was knocked out cold.
Holly got cocky, though, and did not pay attention to the movement behind her.
SPLAT! Holly was splattered with bleach and went down in a faint.
Then, a net full of electric eels was dumped on Star, who being little, and not afraid of eels, took a seed and threw it. The seed became a giant chomper plant and ate up all of the eels. Harly and Jake ran at Mach-1 to find the gang of villains, while Max, Star, Holly (who finally woke up,) Stephanie, and Sophia plugged in and defended the generator. Holly had a power called โimagination realizationโ, so she simply imagined the thieves coming out of their hiding spots.
Two puny-looking dogs came outโand were quickly taken out by Harlyโs electricity power.
Suddenly, the lights turned on!
โYes!โ said Holly
Max started spanking the thieves on their behinds and saying repeatedly, โBad, bad, bad!โ
The TV turned on and the guy on the channel said, โAnd the winner isโฆthe Ridgid 6800-Watt Power Generator!โ
โYES!โ said everyone in the whole warehouse.
THE END.
